Overheard
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Hear something strange? Tell me about it!
Life imitates comic strips?
Girl 1: So I started dating Jon.
Girl 2: Whoa. What made you decide to give him a chance?
Girl 1: Well, if that vet chick from Garfield was willing to give him a chance, I’m willing too too.
Because I’m so sure Jesus wants me reading “Midnight Seduction”
Teen Nerd Girl: Mom, can I get this?
Mother: What is that?
Teen Nerd Girl: It’s “Vampire Knight”! The new one! Can I get it?
Mother: No! You cannot! Those Japanese comic books are the Devil’s work! God wouldn’t want you reading such smut!
Teen Nerd Girl: (sighs) Fine… I’ll put it back. What are you getting?
Mother: A new romance novel.
It’s like some sort of robot.
Girl 1: Holy crap! What is that?
Girl 2: What is what?
Girl 1: That thing! It’s a bike, but it’s like a car! What is it!?
Girl 2: That’s a motorcycle.
Heck Ya.
Roommate: Hey, you need to got to Saffron City? I’ll fucking fly you there.
Gayest thing I’ve heard all day
Roommate: Stop ruffling my feathers! They’re gonna fall out!
Giving flamebroiled a new meaning
“I swear, if I wanted to, I could set fire to the whole student union from my workstation at Burger King.”
-Angry fast-food employee
She doesn’t do that kinky stuff
Girl: No way! Gross! Why would I ever do that!?
Boy: Oh, c’mon! It’s perfectly normal! Everyone else does it!
Girl: No! Not now, not ever! I am NEVER letting you fuck me while I’m reading Twilight!
-Poser couple at bookstore
